We have More Halloween Activities for kids to enjoy too.
|Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin.
|What is a vampire's favourite sport?
|Look out for werewolves this Halloween but beware of their relatives too.
The whatwolf and the whenwolf.
|Why was the witch's broom late for work?
Because it overswept.
|Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
|Why wouldn't the witch wear a baseball cap?
She said there was no point!
|What's weird with 15 eyes?
(That's more of a verbal joke ... it doesn't work too well written down!)
|Did you hear about the man who found eggs and feathers all over
his house on October 31st? He was being haunted by a poultrygeist.
|Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?
Because everyone was a-gobblin'.
|What do ghosts like to watch on the internet?
(It's possible that demons use Microsoft Exhell spreadsheets too ...)
|How do vampires find their way around?
With a batnav.
(you'd probably hear phrases like "At the 'necks' junction turn left")
That last joke was probably the most frighteningly awful thing you'll experience this Halloween!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN !